Schwamb

What is Schwamb?

Taking a dump in the sea. To qualify as a Schwamb, the particapant needs to be submerged up to at least their stomach.

'Thats the biggest schwamb i've had for a while.'

'Those peanuts have really affected my schwamb size.'

'Tom is multi-tasking by talking and taking a schwamb at the same time.'

See schwam, shwam

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