What is Schwampe?
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sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.
No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.
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1.The empty seat, chair, or stool between paranoid heterosexual males used so as to not look gay. 2.Any empty chair between two or more ..