What is Schwampe?
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sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.
No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
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someone who shoves poofters heades up their ass and shits in their mouth
'DAMN''i shoved his head up ma ass'..