Schwance Edit Meaning

1. 'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person *bob zwaffles his w..

1. "ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then..

1. A quantifiable amount of something special. The higher the amount the more likely it is to be successful and awesome. Dethklok are the..