What is Schwank?
1.
the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.
Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
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2.
A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)
I schwanked your cake, bleezatch
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3.
To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."
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4.
adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.
"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"
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5.
Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.
Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?
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6.
someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.
girl: yo. what up?
guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.
girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.
7.
a sexual act combining defication with masturbation
"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"
