Schwankadank Edit Meaning

1. When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest. Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..

1. the ailment of being too lazy and too cool all at once, preventing you from reading long forum posts "wow, he hasn't read a s..

1. When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to &q..