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masturbating
Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his..
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Pulling a beer out of a six pack, while it is still in the fridge.
Hey dude, get me a beer, watch out for the tricky tilt.
See beer, s..
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holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin
ive got to violin chin the phone becaus..