Schwanktastic Edit Meaning

1. When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning! I got the best Present of all, Christmass! See anal sex, shitter..

1. A common name used in a crank call. "Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben." "Just..

1. Singing while breathing inwards, thus allowing for non-stop rocking. "Dude, it's the greatest invention since yodelling: inwa..