Schwanze

What is Schwanze?

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

Jedboobs

1. Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed. The kid was trying to wack off but his jed..

Shit And Surf

1. The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet. guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2? guy 2: just having a..

W.o.a.

1. Wall of ass.Like when you walk into a room full of farts from old guys and dogs and such. Man i got in my grandma's car today and ..

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