Schwarb

What is Schwarb?

1. the noise your mobile phone makes when you put it too close to a tv, speaker, stereo etc.

2. a random word, often used as a greeting by a flid

3. the name of crogs imaginary friend

4. JPs favourite word

JP: "hey guys you know the noise your phone makes?"

Guys: "No, what is it?"

JP: "You know when it goes: Schwarb Schwarb Schwarb"

Guys: "ha ha, JP you flid!"

"Schwarb!!"

Crog: "Hey schwarbington bear!"

Me: "Crog, you prick"

See flid, crog, mobile, prick

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