What is Schwarg?
1.
A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or
Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!
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2.
literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"
Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!