Schwarg

What is Schwarg?


1.

A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or shwag.

Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!

Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!

See shwag, russian, weed, dealer, dr. feelgood

2.

literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"

Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?

Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!


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