Schwartzulater

What is Schwartzulater?


1.

The guy at work named Schwartz who always seems to be able to make calculator-like computations in his head instantaneously.

Ben: Hey Tim, what's 99 divided by 27?

Tim Schwartz: 3.6, somewhere around there.

Ben: Amazing!

Tim is a schwartzulater.

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