Schwasted Edit Meaning

1.

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.

"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"

"I'm schwasted"

"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"

2.

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.

First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

See drunk, wasted, sober, alcohol, bar, ethanol, designated driver, Schwasted

3.

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.

She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

See drunk, smashed, wasted, shit faced, fucked up

4.

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

See drunk, wasted, intoxicated, crunk, drinking

5.

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

See wasted, trashed, thrashed, shwasted, throwed

6.

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.

Let's get schwastey tonight!

See schwastey, shwasted, shwastey, drunk, wasted

7.

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

See fubar, retarded, stoopid