What is Schwasted On Life?
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The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
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Grandiose, awesome, decadent, with a slight hint of Jewishness.
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a dork who thinks he's a stud
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