What is Schwasted On Life?
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The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
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to yank someones balls full on using the great opposable thumbs mankind gave you
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Having a piece of shit mustang that wont start and has 5 horsepower.
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An instance in which an automobile uses it's emergency/hazard lights continuously.
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