What is Schwasted On Life?
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The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
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Penis Lazor A Long Bright Lazor That Shoots Out Of A Males Penis During an Aha! Moment.
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Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.
I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't ..