What is Schwasted On Life?
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The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
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This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex
Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I p..
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A man who fucks a woman and gets his dick stuk in her pubic hair.
"I am such a frizzle fricker"
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