Schween

What is Schween?


1.

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

See weeny, schlong, wang, chub, needledick

2.

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

See josh

3.

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

4.

the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

John's nipples make my schween hard.

5.

someone who handles a small package

His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.


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