What is Schweff?
1.
A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"
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2.
Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'
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3.
Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though
BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"
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