What is Schwerdtfeger?
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-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.
"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."
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When stupid drunk AZN's fall off their bunk beds.
Blanket knuckle dimed after getting party boyed.
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when your A-Z-N roomate fa..
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While driving, turning a corner very abruptly and without slowing down. Usually due to a lack of warning for the turn.
We were heading..
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When you call someone who is on pay as you go and talk non-stop!
On Contract: Yo dawg, whats really good son?
What are you sayin maaaa..
