What is Schwerdtfeger?
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-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.
"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."
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adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
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Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to ge..
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Used when something is so "money" or amazing that it takes on physical form.
Brad: Kobe is so money in the clutch.
Ted: That..
