What is Schwerdtfeger?
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-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.
"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."
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A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.
Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.
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Not coincidence; happened by design.
An Uncoincidence Example: ZERO DIGIT KILLS PRESIDENTS!!!
Before Ronald Reagan, all presidents who..
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An alcoholic drink when someone drinks a King Cobra half way down the label, then pours an entire can of JOOSE energy drink alcohol. Its..
