What is Schwerdtfeger?
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-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.
"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."
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When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you i..
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An extra shit that occurs over and above from what you normally poop during the day.
"Hey. I just took a bonus dump and am I feeli..