Schwerdtfeger

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-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.

"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."

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