Schwetarded

What is Schwetarded?


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After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.

You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.

See schwastey, mariel


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