What is Schwimmer?
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1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".
2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.
You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.
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