What is Schwimmer?
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1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".
2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.
You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.
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A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
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The alley where dirty prostitutes gag on dick all day
There is all kinds of nasty bitches in gaggin alley today..
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Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
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