What is Schwin?
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A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.
Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"
Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."
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The act of being in the act of getting a fake erection often times in reference to the Waynes World episode
-Look at that one!
-Schwin
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Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.
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