Schwin

What is Schwin?


1.

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.

Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"

You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"

Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."

See dbag, douche, tool, bro, chump

2.

The act of being in the act of getting a fake erection often times in reference to the Waynes World episode

-Look at that one!

-Schwin

See tags, schwinn


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