What is Schwinky?
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The new word for awesome.
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.
So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!
This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.
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