What is Schwirly?
1.
A name usually used to identify different females who are not worth remembering by name. In case of multiples, they are assigned numbers.
my friend : "say dog wheres our bro at?"
me : "I think he's with schwirly6"
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2.
similar to a buzz; usually resulting in laughter and casual mishaps of various kinds
"Last night we were a little schwirly when the picnic table tipped over onto us."
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