Schwonk

What is Schwonk?

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

See Scott

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

See Steve

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Koganator

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Slopeout

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