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Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel
(Sounds of disma..
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The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "N..
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It is okay to flake on plans with friends, or take sides in argument when those actions lead to getting booty
Matt: Damn dude, I know I..
