What is Scientology Salesman?
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The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.
Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."
Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."
Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."
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