What is Scissathon?
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An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".
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