Scissathon

What is Scissathon?


1.

An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.

Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"

Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"

Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"

Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".

Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"

Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".

See scissor, scissoring, females, lesbians


71

Random Words:

1. Though sex can be considered the whole period of time between the beginning of foreplayand the end of cuddling, sex proper is the time b..
1. the act of grabbing and shaking ur penis like u would with a can of soda except that this stuff isnt as easy to swallow...and then cummi..
1. Short form of wait. Since the spelling of 8 is eight, w + eight is weight, which is a homophone of wait. W/8! Just w/8 for a moment! ..