Scissathon

What is Scissathon?

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An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.

Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"

Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"

Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"

Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".

Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"

Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".

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