Scissor Gang Mafia

What is Scissor Gang Mafia?


1.

-Noun.

1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.

2) Abbreviated as SGM.

1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."

2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.

3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.

4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.

5) Are you scissor gang mafia?

See douchebags, the dirty


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