What is Scissor Me Timber?
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The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
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Comic mispronounciation of veggie burger.
Can also be used to address lesbians.
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"Could i get a vadgie burger"
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1. When your a trust worthy,down to earth,real person
2. You know your on bestie status when that one person your always with tells you..
