What is Scissor Me Timber?
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The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
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Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.
"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby canno..