Scissors

What is Scissors?


1.

The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another

Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long

See south park, 300, lesbians, lesbian sex

2.

used to defeat paper in a game

aha! my scissors beat your rock!

3.

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.

"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."

4.

Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.

Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...

See lesbian, sex, dildo, strap on

5.

A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.

The scissors will destroy the world.

6.

means when two striaght people have intercoarse.

On the TV series "According to Jim", Andy was making scissors with Jim's ex girlfriend (that same chick, the mom, from the tv series George Lopez) and she would call out Jim's name, even well after Andy was done making scissors with Jim's exgirlfriend. The one from 1985.

See scissors, fucking, lust

7.

used to cut paper in the famous game 'rock, paperr, scissors'

ohh yess. i ownn that game:D

reby and brooke:rock!paperr!scissors!

reby: hahaha!in yo face brooke! i picked sciccors and you picked paper! scissors cut paper in half! ...or sidewayes...or upside down...anywayez, I BEAT YOU!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!

brooke: darn it. BEST TWO OUTTA THREE!

See fun, great, awesome, nice, amazing


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