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A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.
That father ..
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defecating while on the phone with someone without them knowing
after taking a number 2 while on the phone, "YOU'VE JUST BEEN..
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The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.
That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!..