Scock

What is Scock?


1.

sock used by males for means of depositing semen after masterbation. Also known as happy-sock

'I came in the scock.'

2.

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"

"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."

"What a scock!"

See cock, scott, willy, nob

3.

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"

"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."

"What a scock!"

See cock, nob, willy, dick

4.

1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

See cock, asshole, bitch, scott, pizza boy, anus, suicide, crack cocaine, work

5.

1. To suck one's cock. Usually guy-girl, but also used in guy-guy, and goat-goat.

2. To be extremely horrible or wrong.

Based off of the words suck and cock

If I could scock myself, I would.

That movie scocked.

6.

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

See genitals, male, texture, hands, love


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