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Bottled spring water that one purchases.
In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks...
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Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
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When a possession is stolen by a greedy jew (often hopitalized to avoid suspition)
"Oh lord where has my purse gone"
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