Scof Timing

What is Scof Timing?

A situation in which an opportunity for a joke is ruined due to one's poor timing and/or inability to speak.

"Did you see the way Leno stuttered and stumbled his way through that Bush joke? You'd think a pro like him would be immune to Scof timing."

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