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A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.
I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my..
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The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
See puppet, muddy,..
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When you're pushed out of a plane when you're so highand vulnerable.
I almosthad a marijuanattack the other day when Amandath..