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Being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you.
Oh, Suzannah? She's no lesbian, she's an equal oppor..
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The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
Aft..
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A description of an action taken in the preceding statement indicating that it was done in a managerial manner.
I just cut my balls off..