What is Scooge?
1.
jizz
Dude! you scooged on my new blue dress!!!!!
2.
That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.
Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..
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3.
A multi-purpose racist term which can be defined as any of the following words: nigger, spook, jiggaboo, porch monkey, negro, blacky, or darky
Leyroy sat and ate his watermelon, what a scooge.
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4.
Very similar to moo. Can be used in place of words or said randomly to mean generaly anything.
I feel very scoogie today.
I scooge you, you're my scooge.
The car scooged around the corner.
5.
1) Any form of roadkill
2) Any form of crust forming around your face,
"Jesus! now that's what i call scooge"
"This morning i saw this half-badger scooged out all over the road."
"mate you got a bit of scooge on your face....no left a bit... yeah you got it."
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