Scoop A Hog

What is Scoop A Hog?


1.

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

See self-esteem, ugly, obese, pig, yummy


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