What is Scoop A Hog?
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The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."
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A homosexual, one who cruises cornholes
"That guy is such a cornhole cruiser. I saw him making out with his butt-buddy before"..