What is Scoops?
1.
An extremely entertaining action done by an annoying individual to a victim. Involves shaping ones' hand into a spoon-like shape and jabbing the fingertips of the spoon into someones unprotected armpit as hard as you can and yelling SCOOPS!!!
Properly pronounced skuu-ps.
M: SCOOPS!!!
J: owww, you dislocated my arm you asshole...
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2.
Another name for a Mormon or the LDS religion. They are called scoops because they take their brains out, rinse them in a jar of vinegar to cleanse their sins. Then it is put back in and are "brainwashed."
Oh man look at those damn scoops, there's too many of them
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3.
A combination of excuse me and oops.
a man bumps into a woman at the mall...he says scoops, Im sorry.
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4.
Mormons and LDS missionaries.
Because God scooped out part of their brains when he made them. "Look at those scoops with their white shirts and mountain bikes."
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5.
A term for drinking alcoholic beverages.
Are you coming out for some scoops tonight?
6.
A word used after something entertaining or worthy of praise happens. A word used to replace words like "cool!"or "awesome!" or even "niice!"
Nick-"Did you see me jus smack that bitch with a stick?!"
Josh-"Damn right i did! Scoops!
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hands
get ya scoops off my junk
