What is Scooter?
1.
a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.
"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"
2.
Something you ride but don't tell your friends
"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."
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3.
"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.
Best Techno Band Ever.
I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
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4.
When a female is kicked in the pussy.
DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.
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5.
The worlds finest form of transport.
Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.
6.
Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.
Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!
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7.
Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.
Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"
Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
