Scooter Brigade

What is Scooter Brigade?

a group of townies or chavsdriving around together at 20mph on their crappy scooters, which sound like hairdriers.

they then stick their fingers up at any one who isn't a chav or has more than one brain cell!

sound : brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

my friend: did you leave the hairdryer on?

me: no its just scooter brigade. hide!

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