Scooter Cruiser

What is Scooter Cruiser?

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

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Scooter Cruiser Edit Meaning