Scooter Fattie

What is Scooter Fattie?

A person who has become so fat they use a scooter instead of walking. Most often seen at Wal-Mart and theme parks.

The bus was delayed so a scooter fattie could be hoisted inside.

See pie wagon, hambeast, meat wagon, buttertroll, fattie

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