What is Scooter Hippo?
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Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
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A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
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When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving..
