What is Scooter Hippo?
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Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
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a Wife who is one in name, but is not there in the physical. She wants the title but not the job.
Roger has a Quasi-Wife, Rachael wants..
