What is Scooter Hippo?
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Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
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when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping...
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someone with long gross fingers who likes to touch people.
The kid sitting behind me was all lasagna hands with me.
See touchy feely, ..
