Scooter Hippo

What is Scooter Hippo?


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Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.


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