Scooter Tracks

What is Scooter Tracks?

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.

see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

Murfed

1. To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned. "Man, I am murfed right now." "We got so murfed..

Ass Shake

1. Place a straw in the hole of one's ass and insert the other end of the straw in someone's mouth. Works well with ass chili or ..

Knocking It Out

1. having a quicky, like f*cking in the bathroom My roommate walked in as we were knocking it out in the kitchen. See John Deere..

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