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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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(adj.) - Unfathomably bitter, pessimistic, and depressing in manner.
Andrew Jackson was bitter. Nikita Kruschev was ridiculously bitter..
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See Siberian Slingshot, but instead of firing mixture towards any direction you must fire it in the direction of Russia.
Turn west so ..