What is Scooting?
1.
When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
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2.
1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone
awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER
3.
Riding a scooter
Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
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4.
the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
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