Scoots Edit Meaning

1.

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?

<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth

<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked

<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots

<argv0> you sick fuck!

See shits, poops, craps, runs, skoots

2.

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

3.

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

4.

awful, bad, etc.

That layout is scoots!

See scoots, crap, poo, poop

5.

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

6.

money, scratch

I'm low on scoots, That takes scoots,