What is Scorbis?
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A legendary mythological bird. Seen only twice by present humans, the Scobis has the ability to become invisible at will, explaining the rarity of sightings. Scorbi(plural form) are said to also have the ability to engulf themselves in flame. Hence the exclaimation, "Flaming SCORBIS!" Scorbi are also known for their distinct, melodious mating call.
EX1: Scorbis- "CHIGA CHIwaaaaaaa CHIGA CHIwaaaaaa"
Person 1- My friends, we are in the presence of greatness.
Person 2- THERE IT IS! A SCORBIS
EX2: (exclaimation form) While splitting wood Chuck slips and slams his sledgehammer into his foot and says, "FLAMING SCORBIS"
Random Words:
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The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.
Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred..
