What is Scorchio?
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The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.
"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)
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A term used when describing a woman who is particularly pleasing to the eye.
Hey, check her out....Scorchio!
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3.
When it is ROASTING hot weather out.
Wow, its very scorchio today.
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A dragon neopet that is resistant to the hotter places of Neopia.
My Scorchio likes the heat.
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a neopian dragon-like creature
thats one big ass scorchio you got there