Scoring On His Own Goal

What is Scoring On His Own Goal?

1.

A phrase for cummingon your dickduring masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerkingoff before he was scoring on his own goal.

See cumming, dick, masterbation, beating the meat, jerking

69

Random Words:

Hans Moleman

1. A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways. Phish: "Who ..

One Card Short Of A Deck

1. Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple. Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck. See simpleton, moron, two fries ..

Reverse Monkey Grip

1. masturbating with palm down "Dude she used a reverse monkey grip on me!"..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free