Scoring On His Own Goal

What is Scoring On His Own Goal?

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A phrase for cummingon your dickduring masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerkingoff before he was scoring on his own goal.

See cumming, dick, masterbation, beating the meat, jerking

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