Scorkel

What is Scorkel?

A scorkel is a drop of piss that drips off the penis onto the legs once you have replaced your member after urinating.

Bollocks jim, i've just scorkelled down my leg, need to remember to shake it properly from now on!

See drip, wet, leg, piss

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